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Why Squish a Spider? 17 July 2008

Filed under: Funny — WarriorWife @ 10:57 pm

When you can fry him in the dryer…

I open the dryer to shift the load of sheets from the washer and have to jump back 13.7 feet because there’s a BIG OL’ ugly spider staring back at me from the bottom of the dryer. Of course, wimpering, I sweetly point him out to The Warrior. Always willing and able to fight such battles for me, he sizes up the enemy and says, “I wonder what will happen if I leave him in there and turn the dryer on?”

Huh?

I thought you were going to slay the dragon…not experiment on it…

I leave the “lab”, but soon hear him call out from the other room: “Don’t worry, I got him! He’s totally FRIED and SHRIVELED!”

Yes, thank you, sweetie. I will call on you for all of my future spider-frying needs. You’re wonderful. I love you.

#2 – All 50 States 4 July 2008

Filed under: Bucket List, Travels & Trips — WarriorWife @ 8:50 am

This bucket list item is a work in progress. As it stands:

The Warrior = 25/50 or 50%

Warrior Wife = 34/50 or 68%

Both = 22/50 or 44%

Neither = 13/50 or 26%

#60 – Visit 100 Temples 2 July 2008

Filed under: Bucket List, Travels & Trips — WarriorWife @ 8:52 am

It’s one of the things on the Bucket List that will take years, mostly because of all the travel involved–but I love to travel, so we’re okay. To make it on the list as a visit requires my entering the temple for either an open house tour or participation in ordinances there.

Current progress is 19 temples. Here they are listed chronologically by year first visited: