They say procrastination is evil. I tend to agree, but then often struggle to execute the anti-procrastination. This struggle is apparently aggravated by my pregnant condition: Before last Thursday we had not bought a single thing for the baby. NOT A THING. Sure, we’ve been working on preparations like remodeling and dejunking and making room for the kid. But as far as BABY STUFF. Nada. Zilch. We had a couple of things (literally like 2 or 3 actual items) that neighbors had randomly given us. But really we were 8 weeks away from a birth with NOTHING on hand.
After the school term…
After the big meetings at work…
After vacation…
After we finish the closets…
After we sort through our stuff…
After we fix the water line break issue…
After we celebrate your birthday…
After our next vacation…
Pretty much…AFTER everything in life settles down and we have a NON-PREGNANT moment to think and NEVERMIND that the NON-PREGNANT moment isn’t going to come until AFTER we NEED all the STUFF that we’re procrastinating purchasing thank you very much.
A less effective approach, I admit. But I wasn’t worried. I probably should have been. I probably still should be.
But then a coworker comes by and asks a “silly” question because she’s sure that we’re totally already prepared, but would we happen to need a baby monitor that’s pretty much brand new that she only used for 3 weeks when her husband was laid up in bed after back surgery??? SCORE one for procrastination. $40 baby monitor is now ours for FREE.
And then you might think that we thought “well really, it’s time to buckle down and get to it and start shelling out the hundreds of dollars that this baby stuff is going to cost”…but really we just said *AFTER* the weekend…
When a second coworker calls us up and perhaps we don’t really need it and maybe it’s a dumb question but were we planning on possibly needing a baby bassinet because they are getting rid of it and they just randomly thought of us and we don’t have to take it if we don’t want to but we can have it if we want and should he bring it to work on Monday for us??? SCORE two for procrastination. $110 baby bassinet is now ours for FREE.
And now since we’re on a roll, we randomly stumble on a brand new top-of-the-line breastpump for less than half price and we actually *buy* it–the first real baby stuff purchase. And we’re now just tickled pink because for half the cost of a breastpump we also own a bassinet and a baby monitor. Oh we feel TOTALLY prepared now, since we’ve got the sleeping part and the eating part covered, and those are really the most important, right?
Don’t worry about the carseat that the hospital won’t let us take the baby home without–there’s a TRAX stop at the hospital we could use in a pinch…
