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Strawberry Disgustingness 12 May 2010

Filed under: Funny, LivinLife, Rants — WarriorWife @ 2:12 pm

Today for lunch I decided to venture out and try something new.  I’d participate in the green smoothie revolution sweeping the nation!  It was great! It was healthy!  It was GOOD FOR ME!

Um.  I fail.  I started with yogurt (soy, since my nursing infant is allergic to dairy), added some spinach, and then asked the dangerous question: “What else?”  Oh my fridge provided, yes it provided plentifully.  I dumped in fresh strawberries, baby carrots, sprouts, and a roma tomato.  Yes.  Yes, I did get a bit carried away.  Okay, fine.  A LOT carried away.  I was distracted by this romantic notion that my green smoothie was going to be a bit more V-8 like, and give me all my veggie servings for the day!  Hooray!

Sadly, it was disgusting.  Strawberry Disgusting in smoothie form.  Adding a bunch of sugar didn’t even help, and that’s saying something.

What a waste of strawberries and yogurt.  I’m sticking to regular smoothies from now on.  I LIKE the NON-GREEN!